Here’s an example of legal disclaimers heading into the realm of absurdity:
See that line of fine print, at 21 seconds?
“Fictionalization. Not a demo of Tacoma’s performance or crash capabilities. Options shown.”
You mean I can’t get a Toyota Tacoma that can withstand the teeth of a plesiosaur? I guess I have to buy some fancy German car for that. Toyota clearly do offer the option of savage dino-attack though. Bet that’s popular.